Ten Top Reasons To Be Indian

1. You can point with your lips and give your fingers a rest.

2. You'll never be alone because everyone is related to you.

3. You'll never starve because there is always a feast of some kind, somewhere, at any time.

4. We are the only ones who can save the rain forest with our dances.

5. You'll always know the first letter of the alphabet ("Ayyy..").

6. If you know how to "stomp" you'll always have a "snag".

7. Because Indians are just...somehow.

8. You can recognize the IHS dentures in Dances with Wolves.

9. You'll never need lotion when you have greasy fry bread.

10. Because "you just needed one more number to cry out "Bingo".


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